[Drift #39]

To kick off a discussion about "nanar"; that is movies that are so spectacularly bad that they wrap right the way round into great we bring you the podcast reviews of Troll and Troll 2. This also constitutes our Halloween Spooktacular and gives you all something fun to listen to while taking shelter from the GamerGate debate.

Troll was a daft fantasy horror movie made in 1986. It's hard to say who it's aimed at because it's too scary for small children and too silly for anyone over the age of nine. It has inflections of Gremlins and Poltergeist but none of the style or craftsmanship. There are plenty of surprising and appealing nuggets of fun to be had amongst the weird "troll-menaces-apartment-block" plot and some disarmingly canny performances to boot, but ultimately this was one of those films made to be forgotten.

Until Troll 2 came along in 1990 that is. This isn't a sequel of any sort. It was originally going to be called "Goblins" and the name was changed so as to purposefully be confused with the mildly successful Troll. Now that's the sort of creative pedigree that makes us sit up and take notice. Dig even further into this green gloop and you'll find it is one of the most incompetently constructed movies ever, with every single scene botched in some way and some world class overacting and delivery by the hysterical cast. The short of it is; Family goes on a house exchange to a town in Utah named "Nilbog" turns out it's full of goblins. They like to eat people after turning them partly into vegetable matter. Also the boy has the Shining or something. Clickety clack.  

It has in recent times been rediscovered and cherished by a select group of fans celebrating its sheer badness. A documentary by its now grown up child star; "Best Worst Movie" was made in 2010 and is available on Netflix UK. In it we re-acquaint ourselves with the oddball cast reflecting back on when they took part in this extraordinary project. The brilliant review podcast "We Hate Movies" won't cover Troll 2, because in their words, what are they going to say that's funnier than anything within this film? We had to at least try since in the UK this is not infamous and is barely even known. That's an injustice we'd like to redress.

Don't worry about seeing these first. Listen to the show to get a feel and then track down the R1 double DVD set if it sounds like your thing. 

It also leads to a discussion about nanar film and whether or not it is possible to make one on purpose, with a wonderful little inspirational piece on that subject from The Idea Channel, which you should be watching every week. 

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Direct download: 39._Troll__Troll_2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:13 PM

[Drift #38]

This is the first of a series of podcasts about GamerGate; How it developed, what its effects have been and how we can move forwards.

Anyone is welcome to send in an MP3 of up to ten minutes for future shows. The one proviso is that this is not a platform for hate, it’s about generating discussion. Talk about your experiences, what you have seen and heard and how that makes you feel, how this affects the industry and the communities around it, and most importantly what we can do to move forwards. I'm deadly serious about this and it's going to require some brave people to speak up. I've listened to no podcasts cover this, certainly not in this format and there are obvious reasons why not, but a lot of people are feeling isolated, excluded, harassed, angry, exhausted and in some cases terrified. If that's not an important talking point I don't know what is.

Over the next few weeks I’ll hopefully be airing a wide variety of views. Get in touch via Twitter or the forum if you’d like in on this.  For the first show I had eight contributors, two of whom would like to remain anonymous, the other six were; M.P.J. Dillon, Holly Dotson, Gavin Greene, A. Reece England, Livio De La Cruz and Kevin Murphy. 

Gamergate Volume 2 will be out next week and composed of all the MP3s that you guys send to me over the next few days, along with some more extensive thoughts on my part. Many thanks to my contributors for sharing with all of us.   

Direct download: 38._GamerGate_-_Vol._1.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:21 PM

[Drift #37]

The Transformers road trip comes to a triumphant end as we close out our Prime conversation in unusual circumstances, discussing a group of characters who have struggled since 1984 to be expressed as anything other than thugs or buffoons, The Decepticons, Turns out all it took to portray them as a group of warriors with their own motivations, weaknesses, misgivings and strengths was decent writing, building upon both well-established characters finally given dimensions of personality and newcomers who swiftly became fan favourites. It's been a wild ride through the Transformers series, but I'm very happy we could end on such a high note.

Joining us once again are Mike Hearn of Walter the Wicked web-comic (I'm a patron of his webcomic http://www.patreon.com/Wicked?ty=a), Neil Taylor and Jerome McIntosh of GameBurst and Andrew Pidhajeckyk of the Digital Drift Community. 

Next week, we celebrate Halloween in style with a pair of notorious creature features; Troll & Troll 2, the latter of which is considered by many to be the best worst movie ever made. 

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Direct download: 37._Transformers_Prime_Part_2_-_Decepticons.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:24 AM

[Drift #36]

The Transformers road trip finally emerges from the ugly, industrial wasteland and like Outrun we find ourselves suddenly experiencing a completely different and altogether more fascinating vista.

Yes, this animated TV show, passed up by the majority of adults as being for the kids just happens to be the greatest depiction of the Autobots and Decepticons ever committed to any medium. Freed of the obligation to deliver spectacle whilst somehow keeping the robots to a minimum this production team somehow manage to capture everything we loved about Generation 1 with the best bits from the movies, shows, comics and games in between. 

Focus is on companionship between the Autobots and the human teenagers they are protecting, with the kids giving perspective to the bots and vice versa. The Decepticons are no longer snarling hyper-aggressive insectoids but a charismatic, entertaining team in their own right. Starscream reaches his full potential to become a scheming metal Iago, Soundwave somehow manages to be even more creepy NOT speaking and  Megatron goes from being the one-dimensional byword for tedious head villain to a genuinely frightening and compelling warmonger.

As for the Autobots, Bulkhead and Bumblebee take their cues from the Iron Giant and R2-D2, Ratchet is played by the Re-Animator himself, Jeffrey Combs like a transfroming Doctor McCoy, guarded warrior Arcee is described on this very show as being like Trinity but less robotic and Peter Cullen turns in his best grave, powerful performance as Optimus, finally being given the kind of things to say and do that make you remember why he's the leader you'd follow into robot hell and back.

It's so good we did two shows on it, covering first Autobots and then Decepticons over Season 1. We've saved the big spoilers for the end of the second show so you really should listen at least that far and then get hold of these. 

Joining us are Mike Hearn of Walter the Wicked web-comic who provided us with stunning Transformers artwork for the website (Visit his Patreon here), Neil Taylor and Jerome McIntosh of GameBurst and Andrew Pidhajeckyk of the Digital Drift Community. 

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Direct download: 36._Transformers_Prime_Part_1_-_Autobots.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:27 AM

[Drift #35]

The Transformers road trip has lost all but one lone, solitary truck, powering on through a new leg of what may be a never-ending journey.

Yes folks, I did end up going to see Transformers 4, and on this show, Sharon asks me all about my experience. 

Is this a new lease of life for the series? A soft reboot, ditching the former human cast members in favour of all-new ones and setting aside awkward frat comedy for the dilemma of a struggling family. [Sounds great.] Still written by Ehren Kruger and now starring Mark Wahlberg [Oh Jesus Christ!]. The autobots are now a hunted, endangered species, thanks to their heroic genocide of their own people in the last movie, done in the name of protecting us humans, with our interminable capacity for greatness. Plus it has the dinobots [No it doesn't]. And Optimus is seriously suffering from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder [Nobody ever mentions it]. Is this better or worse than the first three? Find out right now. 

I do something with Michael Bay halfway through that will surprise you. 

Next pit-stop we are rejoined by a full cast as we delve into the best depiction of these bots in any medium, the animated show, Transformers Prime. Even if you haven't seen it, have no immediate interest or don't want it spoiled we still suggest you listen as the depth, subtlety and character focus we describe in detail will surprise and delight you, leaving everyone wondering why that can never be their big screen representation.

I also start this week's episode with a major announcement regarding this year's annual donation drive.

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Direct download: 35._Transformers_Age_of_Extinction.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:04 AM

A rather significant announcement about one of the most important weeks of my professional career. 

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:25 PM

[Drift #34]

Our road trip with the autobots veers off the beaten track and onto a superhighway full of exploding guns and alien car invasion. In a series defined by its crapulence this may actually be its lowest point. Billed by some as a return to form on its release in 2011, which prompted the question from others; "What form?" and from still others "What form will our destructor take?". 

We'll tell you what form in this very podcast. If we sounded like we were in pain on the last episode we can assure you it was just the preliminary wave of agony. This one actually made my heart hurt as well as my brain. 

We wished for Megan Fox to return, that's how bad it got. 

As for plot? The moon landing in 1969 was in fact a secret plot to find a thing and... weird, CGI Kennedy face. I can't even carry on beyond that first minute. Spock is in this. A robot Spock. A robot Spock that actually manageress to defile and spin on its axis one of the greatest lines and greatest sentiments of one of the greatest sci fi movements of all time. Optimus is not only laid low in this, he is in fact unwittingly depicted as John Rambo in First Blood, only in a context far closer to Rambo III. His obvious post-traumatic stress disorder sidelined and ignored in favour of robot carnage and the American flag. A violent juxtaposition of lost themes and soulless jingoism.

It would be churlish to call this film "Evil", it would also fall somewhat short of the mark in describing what a blight upon the world it is. 

This episode also comes with a special announcement.

Next pit-stop; is Transformers: Age of Extinction. After all of this was proven to function perfectly at the box office, why would they stop?

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Direct download: 34._Transformers_Dark_of_the_Moon.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:55 AM

[Drift #33]

Our road trip with the autobots continues. We hit a bumpy road as the writer's strike of 2007 looms. Fortunately this movie proved that you apparently don't even NEED writers and that a triple-A blockbuster action movie could be sloppily thrown together without discernible structure or coherence and still rake in more than its predecessor. Just cast your eyes over the image I've used for this week's podcast. Ask yourself "A: What the hell were they thinking? and B: Why did everybody let them get away with it?" And that character and his brother are just two of the issues that slaughter any enjoyment and engagement you might have felt.

This is not a movie for watching, it's a movie for laying down and avoiding. It's a terrible experience from beginning to end. Even fans of the original tend to dislike this one. However we're out to establish WHY it's so awful.

Joining us for this leg of the journey is Mike Hearn of the webcomic "Walter the Wicked" who kindly put together some special artwork for the show. Neil Taylor of GameBurst also returns for further punishment. 

Next pit-stop; is Transformers: Dark of the Moon a return to form or is it somehow EVEN WORSE?

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Direct download: 33._Transformers_Revenge_of_the_Fallen.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:46 AM

[Drift #32]

Every now and again I'm reminded on Twitter or the forum that you guys love this show best when we review something we absolutely love. Our passion for it is palpable and in many cases infectious enough to get people who have yet to see the movie in question to finally take the plunge.

This point usually comes up when I mention that we're reviewing something awful. In this case Michael Bay's Transformers movies. 

But there is a silver lining to the critical thunderstorm you're about to hear. Firstly this initial 2007 movie turned out to be a lot more of a mixed bag than we were expecting. It has some genuinely uplifting and well managed moments as well as one or two dryly delivered performances that suggest character of the kind you'd find in good movies. We're actually pretty positive for a while. Now granted that iceberg tip of quality is sitting atop a mountain of mishandled garbage and yes of course we delve into that one with a metaphor for the viewing experience that will haunt your cinema visits.

However it's actually very important that we maul pictures like this every now and again. Without the lows and the shadow the brightness and the highs will never be as intense and purifying. Michael Bay's Transformers sequels in particular are a parallel for the depressing filth of our lives, a soul-devouring mire consuming us from the ankles up that we need to escape with the wings of the Avengers, the Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy, basically anything with Chris Pratt. 

Without these inexplicably crowd-pleasing doldrums the journey's end as we come to rest in the warm glow of Transformers Prime has a great deal less meaning. So fill your gas tanks folks, this is going to be one crazy road trip to remember. We promise you by the end you'll be glad you came along. In the other cars riding alongside you'll find Neil Taylor of GameBurst and Andy Rodriguez of the Digital Drift community.

Next pit-stop: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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Direct download: 32._Transformers.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:03 AM

[Drift #31]

This kicks off a surprisingly thorough series of podcasts focusing on the Transformers franchise. I actually said I could barely get one show out of this as there was no high point that I really connected with to balance the many lows. However these toys and the animated show and movie were a huge part of my childhood and that gave me more than enough to engage with.

Coming up in the next few weeks:

1.   The Transformers: The Movie (The 1986 animated feature)
2.   Transformers (The 2007 Michael Bay live action movie)
3.   Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
4.   Transformers: Dark of the Moon
5.   Transformers: Age of Extinction
6.   Transformers Prime (Season 1 of the animated TV show)
7.   Transformers Prime (Part 2, continuing the season 1 discussion)

I’m sure there will be many comic, Beast Wars, Animated and Unicron trilogy fans out there who would want me to cover those shows as well but listen for the next few weeks and you’ll see we actually run the gamut on as much Transformer lore as we could muster without going insane.

For this first outing we take a look at the original animated series incarnation of the shape-shifting robots, a movie commissioned to sell a new wave of toys but actually created by a small team of dedicated Transformers fans who really wanted to do something special. Much like the 2007 TMNT movie this one was disregarded by adults for being a cartoon and performed feebly at the box office, while the live action versions which came later drew in massive crowds of dads and kids.

It’s daft and incoherent and when disassembled makes barely a lick of sense but it has a soundtrack that can only be described as rad, and it’s still cherished by many people as it meant something to them, not least because of the death of Optimus Prime, a move that took Peter Cullen’s classically inspiring portrayal of the character 21 years to journey back to permanent fixture. Joining Sharon and I are Neil Taylor of GameBurst and Ryan Astley of Exient games. 

Next week we begin to assess the Bay films and see if they were really all that bad, but this week… Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong! 

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Direct download: 31._The_Transformers_The_Movie.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:07 AM



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